Boats on the harbour (Taken with instagram)

Boats on the harbour (Taken with instagram)

6 May 2012 ·

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

27 April 2012 ·

Banksy? Not Banksy? Seen on a wall in Sydney.

Banksy? Not Banksy? Seen on a wall in Sydney.

15 April 2012 ·

The Wonderful World of The Internet

So, I joined an internet dating site the other day

*tumbleweed*

… and as I was browsing through the photos and rating them all zero stars, up popped one of a girl, legs spread, wearing a nappy.

At first I thought they were just giant, unwieldy panties, so I read her profile. Nappy. I looked at her other photos. Nappies. Each in a slightly different pose that still managed to accentuate the fact that she was wearing a nappy.

FYI, this was one of those “respectable” dating sites full of Christians, nerds, and overseas students, not something called AdultBoneDetector or whatever, where you would be less surprised to see various fetishes on display.

I read her profile again. Apparently she really likes the convenience of being able to poo whenever she wants. Which, when you think about it, is not so crazy.

She then explains that she enjoys using disabled toilets, and secretly gets aroused when an elderly person walks in and discovers her in a nappy. Slightly crazier, but still, each to their own. It does make one wonder, however, just how much time she commits each day to hanging out in disabled toilets just for kicks. Also rather defeats the purpose of the nappy.

…unless the nappy is full and … ah, yes. Initiate disturbing mental image in five… four… three…

In hindsight, I really should have rated her five stars.

11 April 2012 ·

alunaticslament:

lizapod:

xmotherfuckinglionx:

Precisely.

…. yes

… What the fuck

alunaticslament:

lizapod:

xmotherfuckinglionx:

Precisely.

…. yes

… What the fuck

(via beyondelegance)

1 June 2011 ·

bajopants:

No Llama NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (asdfmovie)

Also check out this other one of theirs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6tCnu-1Do

3 April 2011 ·

hexington:

Vin Diesel on Dungeons & Dragons.

1 April 2011 ·


thetroubleilove:

Trees cocooned in spiders webs, an unexpected side effect of the flooding in Sindh, Pakistan
An unexpected side-effect of the flooding in parts of Pakistan has been that millions of spiders climbed up into the trees to escape the rising flood waters.
Because of the scale of the flooding and the fact that the water has taken so long to recede, many trees have become cocooned in spiders webs. People in this part of Sindh have never seen this phenomenon before - but they also report that there are now less mosquitoes than they would expect, given the amount of stagnant, standing water that is around.



Amazing.

thetroubleilove:

Trees cocooned in spiders webs, an unexpected side effect of the flooding in Sindh, Pakistan

An unexpected side-effect of the flooding in parts of Pakistan has been that millions of spiders climbed up into the trees to escape the rising flood waters.

Because of the scale of the flooding and the fact that the water has taken so long to recede, many trees have become cocooned in spiders webs. People in this part of Sindh have never seen this phenomenon before - but they also report that there are now less mosquitoes than they would expect, given the amount of stagnant, standing water that is around.

Amazing.

(Source: Flickr / dfid, via hexington)

25 March 2011 ·

Wednesday 9th March 2011

Got back into some recording today. Huzzah! It’s been too long.

You will not defeat me, Potential EP.

9 March 2011 ·

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Ladies of the World

Flight of the Conchords

joshbelville:

You know who else loves women?

Flight of the Conchords. Oh yeah.

yes yes yes

9 March 2011 ·

About Me

Hi, I'm Michael Lewis, and I moved to Hong Kong recently and decided to write a blog and pimp my forthcoming wares. My plan is to finish my ep while I'm here and then unleash it on the interworld and hope it doesn't maul any babies. Well, maybe just one or two. Photo by Carlo Ricci.

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