Adventures of Me
So, I joined an internet dating site the other day
*tumbleweed*
… and as I was browsing through the photos and rating them all zero stars, up popped one of a girl, legs spread, wearing a nappy.
At first I thought they were just giant, unwieldy panties, so I read her profile. Nappy. I looked at her other photos. Nappies. Each in a slightly different pose that still managed to accentuate the fact that she was wearing a nappy.
FYI, this was one of those “respectable” dating sites full of Christians, nerds, and overseas students, not something called AdultBoneDetector or whatever, where you would be less surprised to see various fetishes on display.
I read her profile again. Apparently she really likes the convenience of being able to poo whenever she wants. Which, when you think about it, is not so crazy.
She then explains that she enjoys using disabled toilets, and secretly gets aroused when an elderly person walks in and discovers her in a nappy. Slightly crazier, but still, each to their own. It does make one wonder, however, just how much time she commits each day to hanging out in disabled toilets just for kicks. Also rather defeats the purpose of the nappy.
…unless the nappy is full and … ah, yes. Initiate disturbing mental image in five… four… three…
In hindsight, I really should have rated her five stars.
No Llama NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (asdfmovie)
Also check out this other one of theirs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6tCnu-1Do
Trees cocooned in spiders webs, an unexpected side effect of the flooding in Sindh, Pakistan
An unexpected side-effect of the flooding in parts of Pakistan has been that millions of spiders climbed up into the trees to escape the rising flood waters.
Because of the scale of the flooding and the fact that the water has taken so long to recede, many trees have become cocooned in spiders webs. People in this part of Sindh have never seen this phenomenon before - but they also report that there are now less mosquitoes than they would expect, given the amount of stagnant, standing water that is around.
Amazing.
(Source: Flickr / dfid, via hexington)
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